The Dalai Camel Announces Launch of New Website and Unveiling of Powerless New Book that Will Change the Destiny of Mankind! ...Or Not.

LOS ANGELES--(Business Wire)--
Prepare yourself, souls of the Earth! Every once in a cosmic while something
miraculous occurs within humanity`s consciousness. That day is now upon us, as a
spanking new Messiah, The Dalai Camel, today announced his new parody religion
and coming out party via his smok`in website: http://www.dalaicamel.com.

"This eagerly anticipated website offers thirty excerpts from The Dalai Camel`s
unpublished, thought-deterring biography, `The Dalai Camel - The New Messiah in
Town!` for your reading pleasure," touts Linda Gillis, Media Specialist, Silver
Starr Art Studios LLC's Literary Division. "You even have an opportunity to sign
a petition to help publish his tongue and cheek, yet remarkably insightful
book."

Sporting a couple of humps on his bald head, The Dalai Camel disposes esoteric
concepts to jolt mass awareness and accelerate human spiritual evolution.
Certainly, anyone who is brazen enough to claim he's the Messiah is either the
real deal or completely out of his mind. Here, the answer is - both! Why? Well
let`s just say if Deepak Chopra mated with Sarah Silverman, The Dalai Camel
would probably be their love-child.

"I invite you to visit my mind-blowing site where I will teach you all about my
newly created religion, MUUUISM," states The Dalai Camel. "By reading my
discourses on MUUUISM, I challenge you to journey beyond rigid religious beliefs
and embrace the Creator as an ALL inclusive being that has the intention for ALL
souls to reach spiritual maturity. Or, you could simply enjoy clicking on some
of my historic photographs with Gandhi, John Lennon, or Britney Spears."

Now contemplate this: What seemingly may be a small, silly introduction to the
world will one day prove itself to be one of the great, historic moments in our
spiritual evolution. This is, after all, the beginning of a new cycle - - a
Golden Age, and The Dalai Camel is here to usher it in.

About The Dalai Camel LLC (Dalai Camel)

Dalai Camel, a literary and entertainment company headquartered in California,
specializes in infusing humor with spirituality to entice people to think
seriously about what they believe in and why they believe in it. Through
MUUUISM, Dalai Camel accentuates religious commonalities and helps connect
individuals to the spiritual principles of Divine Love.

The Dalai Camel
Kathy Vincelli, 818-216-0614
media@dalaicamel.com

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