New Satire "Sarah Palin's Secret Diary" Makes Outrageous Claims

LOS ANGELES, Oct. 20 /PRNewswire/ -- According to a fallacious diary, penned
by satirist Joey Green, when Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah
Palin stepped inside the voting booth in her hometown of Wasilla, Alaska, on
election day last year, she cast her vote for Barack Obama. "Sarah Palin's
Secret Diary," a "genuine imitation" of the former Alaska governor's private
journal, also reveals that Palin seriously asked the producers of "Saturday
Night Live" if she could waterboard Tina Fey on the show.

Among the many ersatz revelations in the spurious diary are that Palin had the
hots for Joe the Plumber and practiced for her debate against Joe Biden with
her 13-year-old daughter Willow. The simulated diary also discloses that Palin
found her teenage daughter Bristol and boyfriend Levi Johnston alone in a
bedroom -- buck naked and surrounded by lit candles -- but feared the teens
were practicing Satanism, not premarital sex.

According to the fabricated diary, Republican Presidential nominee John McCain
watched the movie "Top Gun" obsessively, wore a pilot's helmet printed with
the name "Maverick," and frequently piloted his campaign jet, doing barrel
rolls and loop-de-loops. To convince McCain to choose her as his running mate,
Palin unzipped her dress and let it drop to the floor. "I was wearin' a hot
red regulation one-piece Miss Alaska swimsuit," she allegedly writes. "I
started promenadin' across the deck to strut my stuff and show off my great
poise."

"For legal reasons, I'm not allowed to claim that a disgruntled Alaska State
Trooper broke into Sarah Palin's home, stole her diary, and FedExed it to me,"
said Green, a former contributing editor to the National Lampoon and the
author of dozens of books. "I remain 100% convinced that Sarah Palin wrote
every single word of this diary, even if the book does call itself a forgery
right on the cover."

This lampoon of Sarah Palin's intimate story gives readers an imaginary peek
inside one of the most astonishing minds in American politics. She teaches us
how to speak Maverick ("Todd and I are obviously marverickosexuals"), explains
why she wants to ban Harry Potter books ("They're way too long"), and shares a
list of proposed titles for her memoirs (including "The Sarah Palin Pop-Up
Book," "The Governor's New Clothes," and "My Face Is Up Here (in Alaska!)").

Contact: Debbie White, 818-716-0595
email: debbiew@lunaticpress.com
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