‘Dystextia': Gibberish texts sound stroke alarm

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Philip345 wrote:

Fish to skittles then gone. Begin lizard.

Dec 24, 2012 6:42pm EST  --  Report as abuse
SparrowOS wrote:

Read 1 Corinthians 14. It’s about tongues. If your tongues are not real words, you are doing it wrong.

God says, “chief wretched higher preparest deeper manhood questionings
Nebridius bushel whatsoever IMPLIED rose failure indexes
busybody pick_me_pick_me teacher constrain meanly entitled
imaginary though engages moral prejudice unharmonising
blesseth regenerated ravish empty vanities *not* soap_opera
tame pear has eight-and-twentieth foot bid coats Ten note-book
fourth keen ashes seekest corporeally clasp below gorgeous
faint reawakened main fittest fellow-students Date picture
attested joyous choler anguish guilt loving-kindness rewards “

Dec 24, 2012 7:39pm EST  --  Report as abuse
Chief544 wrote:

Only a trained professional will be able to tell if it is a stroke victim or normal liberal “intelligence”.

Dec 24, 2012 8:40pm EST  --  Report as abuse
SparrowOS wrote:

Now Abel kept flocks, and Cain worked the soil. 3 In the course of time Cain brought some of the fruits of the soil as an offering to the Lord. 4 And Abel also brought an offering—fat portions from some of the firstborn of his flock. The Lord looked with favor on Abel and his offering, 5 but on Cain and his offering he did not look with favor. So Cain was very angry, and his face was downcast.

6 Then the Lord said to Cain, “Why are you angry? Why is your face downcast? 7 If you do what is right, will you not be accepted? But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must rule over it.”


Write a hymn for God, then randomly open a book. If God doesn’t talk, your gift was not good; try again.

God says…
tip descent immersed nation inflicted necessary transition
point Noah seeks metre soul famine worshipper limed thin
fouls jests remove rashly hills lose full boundary whirling
enlarged suddenly holily intricate solve forenoon speak
terms inchoate handle criticising au_revoir owns worketh

(I wrote a program for random words based on stop watch random numbers. Microsecond range.)

Dec 25, 2012 1:10am EST  --  Report as abuse
evilhead wrote:

Great, so the next time my nerd brother starts sending me goofy Zero Wing txts, I can legitimately send the paramedics. LOL


Dec 25, 2012 2:25am EST  --  Report as abuse
Max17 wrote:

Can we differentiate it from liberaltextia, the serious and all to common brain disorder unrelated to a stroke?

Dec 25, 2012 8:41am EST  --  Report as abuse

Jeese another health fear mongering article? I tell ya, its like one after another “boogata boogata boogata, run to your doctor or you gonna die any second now” article these days. Don’t doctors make enough money already that they don’t need all these neurotic hypochondriacs running to them every second?

How ever did we survive without worrying about every illness every second of the day?

Dec 25, 2012 10:44pm EST  --  Report as abuse
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