Venezuelan vice president says Chavez is "very optimistic" of recovery

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You know, so have I these last 12 months or so since Hugo Chavez supposedly took ill. You see, with 15,000 of Cuba’s best doctors in Venezuela under the “Oil for Doctors” program, I knew Chavez’s ailments were a cover for something else: Going underground when credible threats of assassination came his way.

I can’t blame Chavez, because who wants the political trouble it would cause if Chavez were forced to point a finger at the nation signing the checks for the assassination attempts: The United States.

Shame on you America, and don’t you know that any such attempts on Chavez’s life are revealed to Chavez by Communist agents within our intelligence agencies/Pentagon? So why the wasted labor?

Good thing Chavez has a good sense of humor. Why? Because Chavez has a the sort of personality that takes things in stride (as a believer in Jesus), so when the assassins are trapped they’re not killed.

Message to Hugo Chavez:

While I regret the imbecility and sociopathic policies of the Federal government of the United States (at home and abroad; did you see the latest unbelievable false flag operation in Newtown, Connecticut last December 14? Badly mounted, with really bad actors for “parents” and school “staff”), you’re still on the wrong side!

Oh well, be seeing you soon I suppose!

…and I’m very optimistic monkeys will fly out of my posterior. They both have equal chances.