Oklahoma man charged with 'atomic wedgie' murder of stepfather

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Deroet wrote:

Now I’ve heard it all.

Jan 08, 2014 8:17pm EST  --  Report as abuse
Nashvillian wrote:

Well, that is…different.

Jan 08, 2014 8:22pm EST  --  Report as abuse
DK1994 wrote:

“Oklahoma Medical Examiner spokeswoman Amy Elliott said the cause of death was asphyxiation and blunt force trauma.”

I can understand blunt force, but how could he die from asphyxiation if underpants made from cotton? Did he die partially from the smell of his own farts and feces? Although it sounds like I’m poking fun at this, I’m actually trying to be serious.

Jan 08, 2014 8:58pm EST  --  Report as abuse

Great. Now any kid who gives somebody the Atomic Wedgie can be charged with Attempted Murder.

Jan 08, 2014 10:55pm EST  --  Report as abuse
RealPatriot22 wrote:

Non Sense, Wedgies don’t kill…people kill. The best way to stop a bad guy with a wedgie is a good guy with a wedgie.

When wedgies are outlawed…only bad guys will have wedgies.

Everybody should be armed with Wedgies..then the wedgie killings will stop.

Jan 08, 2014 11:20pm EST  --  Report as abuse
borisjimbo wrote:

The only way to stop a bad guy with an atomic wedgie is with a good guy with an atomic wedgie.

Jan 09, 2014 1:46am EST  --  Report as abuse
Saitsuke wrote:

I dont even…

Jan 09, 2014 4:43am EST  --  Report as abuse
medic860 wrote:

You can’t make this stuff up. SMH

Jan 09, 2014 5:22am EST  --  Report as abuse
ImNekkid wrote:

That’s a killer atomic wedgie… not sure if I would be more worried for my gems or the fact I was suffocating. Crazy!

Jan 09, 2014 5:28am EST  --  Report as abuse
biggD wrote:

‘it’s all fun & games til someone gets hurt’

Jan 09, 2014 10:33am EST  --  Report as abuse
biggD wrote:

‘it’s all fun & games til someone gets hurt’

Jan 09, 2014 10:33am EST  --  Report as abuse

So if I give someone a wedgie, can it be seen as attempted murder?

Jan 09, 2014 2:50pm EST  --  Report as abuse
Randy549 wrote:

DK1944, I imagine the waistband across the front of his neck interfered with his ability to breathe, causing asphyxiation.

Jan 09, 2014 5:33pm EST  --  Report as abuse
UrDrighten wrote:

I wish they’d named that brand of shorts so that I could avoid buying them…

Jan 09, 2014 7:45pm EST  --  Report as abuse
dochi1958 wrote:

DK1994, I gather from the article the underwear went around his neck and choked him as a garrott(sp?) would.

Jan 10, 2014 9:09am EST  --  Report as abuse
redbirdp wrote:

We need to ban underwear now! If people didn’t have such easy access to underwear, these types of senseless murders wouldn’t happen!

Jan 14, 2014 10:47am EST  --  Report as abuse
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