Young blood rejuvenates brains and muscles of old mice

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Ralphooo wrote:

Soon the baby boom generation will begin to roam the streets at night like Dracula, looking for strong, beautiful young people to drain of blood. As the morning sky slowly takes on the healthy pink hue of rare-cooked meat, vats of blood are brought to a major university hospital, where half-dead Boomers are lined up on cots, waiting to receive their rejuvenation. Sadly, the precious blood elixir has been found to work for only a few weeks on that sedentary, mush-brained generation, so a fresh supply of life-enhancing blood is continually needed.

May 04, 2014 3:00pm EDT  --  Report as abuse
MichaelScott wrote:

Wasn’t this same oddball theory disproved about 100 years ago?

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willich6 wrote:

Dracula was on to something……

May 05, 2014 4:12pm EDT  --  Report as abuse
Karmal wrote:

It sounds like something straight out of an old Bela Lugosi or Boris Karloff movie. Maybe youthful bone marrow would be a more permanent alternative.

May 05, 2014 11:02pm EDT  --  Report as abuse
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