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Life Comes With So Few Guarantees... Death. Taxes. ...And A Guaranteed Affair!?!

Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:00am EDT
Wildly popular infidelity dating site AshleyMadison.com promises members an
'Affair to Remember' within three months or their money back.

LOS ANGELES, Sept. 30 /PRNewswire/ -- The naughty folks at
AshleyMadison.com have struck again. In the wake of Oprah's new series "Why
Men Cheat," the dating site specifically designed to help married people cheat
on their spouses has announced a brand new promotion. Members who purchase an
Ashley Madison "Affair Guarantee" Package and don't experience an Affair to
Remember within three months will receive a complete refund. Take that
Match.com! According to Ashley Madison President, Noel Biderman, "Oprah wants
to know why men cheat.  Because they can! Particularly on Ashley Madison."
    This offer will top off a controversial summer for the site which they
kicked off by erecting a risque billboard in the middle of Times Square!
AshleyMadison.com made headlines again last month when they began running
commercials on ESPN. The ads ignited a national debate over whether the 1st
amendment also protected the horny.
    Summer of 2008 truly was especially hot for Ashley Madison. Their
membership grew exponentially in July and August as Madonna and A-rod became
"soul mates", Sienna frolicked with Balthazar, and John Edwards got caught
with his pants down.
    According to Biderman, "August was Ashley Madison's biggest month in its
six year history. With over 2.5 millions members spread over all 50 states and
a new member joining every 20 seconds, I feel 100% confident offering our
members an Affair to Remember or their money back. No questions asked." Ashley
Madison is the world's largest dating service for men and women who are
currently in relationships but looking for more. The site has been featured
everywhere from Larry King Live to Howard Stern, CNN, Ellen, Fox News, 20/20,
Extra!, and countless others.
    According to the August issue of Maxim, "In the Brave new world of illicit
online dating, you no longer have to tell lies on the back end. With more than
two million subscribers worldwide, advertising on network TV, in print, and on
the radio, and billboards soaring above the L.A. skyline, the six-year old
Ashley Madison is the biggest and most profitable infidelity site."
SOURCE  AshleyMadison.com

Elissa Buchter of Bridge & Tunnel Communications, +1-424-204-9678, mobile,
+1-310-963-4808, Elissa@bridgeandtunnelcomm.com, for AshleyMadison.com



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