November 30, 2017 / 8:05 PM / a year ago

'Billiard rack' of male genitalia wins literary bad sex award

(Reuters) - American author Christopher Bollen was named winner of the 2017 prize for bad sex in fiction on Thursday, for a passage from his novel “The Destroyers,” which sees the male protagonist comparing his own genitalia to a “billiard rack.”

The prize, first awarded by Literary Review magazine in 1993, aims to “draw attention to poorly written, perfunctory or redundant passages of sexual description in modern fiction, and to discourage them,” according to the magazine.

“The skin along her arms and shoulders are different shades of tan like water stains in a bathtub,” Bollen wrote in his award-winning passage. “Her face and vagina are competing for my attention, so I glance down at the billiard rack of my penis and testicles.”

New York-based Bollen, an editor at large at Interview magazine, was not at Thursday’s ceremony at a London hotel to collect his award. “The Destroyers,” is his third novel.

He beat out a shortlist of writers including airport thriller bestseller Wilbur Smith.

Venetia Welby — whose novel “Mother of Darkness” was nominated for a passage that included “the marble statue of the lovers allows itself to be painted by the dawn’s lurid orange spillage” — tweeted before the prize was announced that it was an honor to be on the shortlist.

“What an honor - and my 2018 entry is thrusting forth with milky promise too.”

Bollen joins an esteemed list of previous winners of the prize, including literary titans such as Sebastian Faulks, Norman Mailer and Tom Wolfe, as well as Smiths singer Morrissey, who won for his debut novel.

Writing by Mark Hanrahan in London; Editing by Peter Graff

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